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Guest Post ~ Bible Study for Palin

Guest Post ~ Bible Study for Palin

Well…it IS Sunday…and a perfect time to post GenieO’s bible verse lesson for Sarah Palin and the rest of her National Prayer Rebiblicans.

Sarah’s Favorite Bible Verses

by GenieO

Psalms 25:19 Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.

Psalms 41:5 Mine enemies speak evil of me,  When shall he die, and his name perish?

Psalms 41:11 By this I know that thou favourest me, because mine enemy doth not triumph over me.

Psalms 44:5 Through thee will we push down our enemies: through thy name will we tread them under that rise                                                                   up against us.

Psalms 59:1 Deliver me from mine enemies, O my God: defend me from them that rise up against me.

Psalms 92:11 Mine eye also shall see my desire on mine enemies, and mine ears shall hear my desire of the wicked that rise up against me.

Psalms 102:8 Mine enemies reproach me all the day; and they that are mad against me are sworn against me.

Psalms 139:22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

Palin HolyI don’t really have any inside knowledge of what Sarah reads, if and when she opens her Bible, but I do have a little insight based on her public appearances and book. She has been in the national spotlight for over a year, and we have seen her in quite a few venues. During the presidential campaign, she confidently played her role of attack dog with a little too much ease, yet national media interviews showed her to be ignorant of virtually everything we would expect a qualified candidate to know.

She switched gears for her resignation speech. She was nervous, high strung, and very edgy, with a sharp tongue for all those who made it impossible for her to do her job. Investigative journalists and bloggers began to discover information that indicated she may not have been forthright and honest in all her public statements.

And then we were blessed with the book, Going Rogue, which continued in the same spirit of paranoia, attacks, lies, and victimhood. It was basically one long diatribe from beginning to end. I am left with a view of Sarah that I’m afraid is not very complimentary. Add to this mix her belief that she has been ‘chosen’ by God, and we have one majorly delusional gal, with honesty issues, and some kind of personality disorder. So I see Sarah wading through the Psalms, looking for verses that address her persecution complex.

In the spirit of generosity, I’d like to offer her some alternatives. The Book of Proverbs might be more helpful, so I’ve taken the liberty of copying some verses that I think would be most beneficial for her introspective and devotional moments.

Proverbs 12:19 Truthful lips endure forever, but a lying tongue lasts only a moment.

Proverbs 13:11 Wealth gotten by vanity shall be diminished: but he that gathereth by labour shall increase.

Proverbs 16:8 Better is a little with righteousness than great revenues without right.

Proverbs 16:18 Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

Proverbs 16:24 Pleasant words are as an honeycomb, sweet to the soul, and health to the bones.

Proverbs 19:5 A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall not escape.

Proverbs 21:6 The getting of treasures by a lying tongue is a vanity tossed to and for of them that seek death.

Proverbs 30:8 Remove far from me vanity and lies: give me neither poverty nor riches; feed me with food convenient for me

Sarah – if you need any assistance with these, call me. I’m in the book. ~ GenieO

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